Baseball Player or Umpire??

I am trying to decide if I want to PLAY baseball or UMPIRE baseball. Here I am sliding into home plate....
Here I am calling myself ...SAFE...I think I might take after Great Grandpa and Grandpa Hoke. I am working on my little dance for when I call strikes:)

PS I hope you notice my hair. It is sticking up becuase there is spit up in it...Isn't that Awesome!!